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Getting off of this and Facebook if you are following (applies only to like 3) please unfollow and if I have you on Facebook please unfriend bye

the-absolute-funniest-posts: dekutree: projectpatta: ocean gang or drown i tell ya h’what protect propane at all costs My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately! There’s no brakes on this rape train

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dekutree:

projectpatta:

ocean gang or drown i tell ya h’what

protect propane at all costs

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

There’s no brakes on this rape train

Feeling kind of nervous

ydg-me: I hate the way Rick hold his gun…omg. In all fairness it looks pretty heavy

ydg-me:

I hate the way Rick hold his gun…
omg.

In all fairness it looks pretty heavy

So I’m up, it’s about 3 and all I can think to do is get on tumblr.

doublenickels-onyourdime: princesstayjardine: i made it onto my dash again Me every single time I hear Black Veil Buttholes.

doublenickels-onyourdime:

princesstayjardine:

i made it onto my dash again

Me every single time I hear Black Veil Buttholes.

Reblog if you follow back. You’ll gain at least 999 new followers.

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(Source: joshuarousseaurainsford)

stereolights:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

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(Source: whistlingghostdad)

Facts

Religion is like a penis it’s ok to have one, it’s ok to be proud of it, but it’s not ok to whip it out and wave it around in public.

She wants the D

She wants the D

(Source: thecouplesofdisney)